Reese—Huge Hairy Bicep Man

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Once upon a time, there was a big hairy man. He has huge hairy biceps that bulged even bigger every time they cried. Their only weakness was the ginormous size of their biceps, weighing them down and causing them to cry. Oh no! Why were they cursed with huge hair biceps? Why couldn’t it be huge hairy pecs that astounded both the ladies, men, and everyone else? Why couldn’t they do the pec pop like Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson?

And so they decided to embark on a great Journey. One of great perils and mysteries. A journey so great and perilous that it would rival the very biceps that it sought to undo. Because such a great and ginormous curse could only be lifted by a great and ginormous Journey.

They were determined to go down in history for not the huge and hairy biceps that caused such misery but instead for their big hairy bravery.

The journey was long and perilous. They embarked upon tall hills, climbing mountain ranges filled with boulders that rivalled their biceps. Yet instead of being angry, they looked at the gorgeous scenery ahead. The rocks were natural, blending with tall hills and a sunset sky. They were part of a beautiful scene. Why couldn’t he see his biceps as a beautiful part of himself, part of the scene that made them, them? Maybe the perilous journey would show him that.